Saturday, January 22, 2011

Crazy Mom

This morning (Thursday the 20th) my mom went full-fucking psycho.  My dad's friend, Walt, was spending the night in the guest room who is returning from the military and has no house and is currently looking.  My mom suddenly, for no reason, decided she didn't like him and turned on the stereo full blast at 4AM in an effort to drive him out.  He ended up not leaving until 10:30-ish.  She seemed normal last night - laughing, looking on facebook.  I don't know what possesed her to do this.  When I came in the house again after my morning coffee (around 10:00), I saw that she had thrown some furniture, threw plants across the room, emptied the contents of boxes, and spilled paint on the floor.  Walt left scared.
What did I lose out of it? Walt and his wife were gonna rent my apartment (on the same property, near the house) for a nice sum of money, but now that's out of the question.  Additionally, I spent the past week buying plastic bins and industrial shelving to store all my shit in the garage.  After finally getting all my shit packed up this morning, this happens.  She called me around 16:00 to tell me she's staying at my sister's and that I should NOT clean up the mess and let my dad see it (funny thing - she drove Walt out of the house because she didn't want him there, but then after accomplishing her task decided she doesn't wanna stay there either).  I said "OKAY," but I really should have said "Fuck you I already cleaned that shit up, you STUPID FUCKING CUNT," which was true.

I fucking hate my sister even more.  She actually called me to help her pick up a mattress after I told her I had school.  She called me repeatedly.  After Walt left she and my mom went to get the mattress themselves.  Even after witnessing my mom's lunacy right then and there, and acknowledging that she is insane on many previous occasions, she somehow takes her side when I went to visit them at my sister's house later that night.  We convinced her to come back home after we told her Walt and his wife weren't staying. My sister said something along the lines of "Money's not that important," or maybe it was "Not everything is about money," or something stupid like that, I can't remember.  WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?  Funny thing is my sister and her husband are deep in debt and don't have any money saved up, so she has no right to even say that.

My mom destroyed furniture, ruined the flooring, made a fucking mess, and screwed the family out of extra money we could have used.  Instead of having money and keeping furniture, we have a disfunctional mom who is slightly more batshit than ever.  I even recorded some video/pictures of the aftermath of The Event.  Thinking about putting it on facebook so everyone can see.

When she came home she walked room to room, analyzing the damage she had done, reliving her crazed transformation into full retard.  She looked a bit surprised when she saw the box I had made in the middle of the kitchen floor full of stuff she had thrown (Ironically mostly hers).  In it was some Christmas decorations, some broken and some not, broken statues, trash, magazines, books (mostly hers), and some dead plants.  I had wrapped the box with ducktape.  Earlier today I was thinking about taking that box and recording myself shooting it, but I didn't feel like cleaning up another mess.  She couldn't find the remote and asked me where it was.  I wanted to slap her, but I just said "I don't know."  It was probably in that box.

More reasons I'm not doing my sister any favors - everytime someone asks me to do something or tells me something and my sister is in the room, she ALWAYS chimes in with her 2 cents on why I'm lazy before I have a chance to respond to anything, or she makes some stupid fucking comment because she heard something out of context.  I can't stand her.  I'm never gonna have kids, so when I die, the $400,000 life insurance policy will go straight to the GOP.  Or the NRA, I haven't decided yet.  I don't want my sister to see a dime of it and I don't want my parents to get it if they're just gonna end up giving her free money.  I really should look into a conditional will or something.


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