Thursday, January 27, 2011

Where's my stuff!?

So since December 24 to January 11, I've ordered some books and gun parts off Amazon and other places.  I haven't received a single order and I submitted a claim with USPS.  Turns out, none of them shipped through USPS and now I look like an idiot.  Furthermore, it seems to be a classic case of retailer incompetence that's causing all the delays.  Things like entering the wrong address on the label or simply not sending the items in question.  I've spent a few hours politely emailing boneheads about my stuff.

I've been ordering stuff on the internet for years and something of this magnitude has never happened to me before.  I mean, I can imagine a jackass like Ciener pulling a fast one like this, or braindeads like Val Forgett staying true to his name and forgetting....

There's really no point to this other than to put keywords into Google's cache.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Where is Busta Rhymes's new album!?

I have been waiting patiently for the past eight months in anticipation of Busta Rhymes's sequel to his smash hit 1998 Opus Extinction Level Event: The Final World Front (quite literally the most important album within the past 100 years.) But really, where is it? I mean, Flipmode is the greatest! How can he just disappear?

Since the album is named E.L.E.2, I'm guessing he's withholding the album to coincide with the Mayan calender's end of the world date.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Crazy Mom

This morning (Thursday the 20th) my mom went full-fucking psycho.  My dad's friend, Walt, was spending the night in the guest room who is returning from the military and has no house and is currently looking.  My mom suddenly, for no reason, decided she didn't like him and turned on the stereo full blast at 4AM in an effort to drive him out.  He ended up not leaving until 10:30-ish.  She seemed normal last night - laughing, looking on facebook.  I don't know what possesed her to do this.  When I came in the house again after my morning coffee (around 10:00), I saw that she had thrown some furniture, threw plants across the room, emptied the contents of boxes, and spilled paint on the floor.  Walt left scared.

Monday, January 3, 2011

A Momentary Diversion: Arts and Crafts

I saw this blog called "Cardboard Armory" while looking for pictures of Mauser Broomhandles on Google Image Search.  Some of them are pretty ghetto but some are pretty neat.  Since I'm already linking to slightly off-topic stuff, I might as well link to an even more cooler youtube user who makes working replica guns entirely of paper. Check out his paper Colt SAA and AK47.  His paper K-98 actually feeds and ejects paper cartridges!